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My name is Morgan. It's really cool if you're following me. I like the Creatures, Smosh, The Walking Dead, Attack on Titan, cats, Teen Titans, and Animal Crossing. I'm always open for questions.
when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just
I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves
LITERALLY FUCKING ME THANK YOU JESUS
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
When you play a video game with really good graphics
So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
why does an Egg have better social life than me
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
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